You Know You've Married Your Father When....

Over the past 24 years, there have been "glimpses" of the idea that Yes, I did marry my father.  I knew I married my father when...

• Changing after church, it's pretty cool to parade in underwear and dress socks.
• GOLF is a 4-letter word.
• Channel surfing is a habit--never see commercials.
• It's 5:00 somewhere!
• Why sleep in bed, the chair works just fine!
• Don't worry I can fix it becomes an evening ordeal!
• Talking to a complete stranger as if the person's been known forever is typical
• He comes walking out of the closet and his clothes STILL don't match