Sunday, May 9, 2010

What You NEVER Heard Your Mother Say

As an opening to our pastor's serman today, he shared an email that had been flying around about things you never heard your mother say. So, I decided to share my own list of what my kids will never hear me say!

1. So, I sorted, washed, dried, and folded your laundry. Sure I'd like to put your laundry away also!
2. It would be my pleasure to bring you Chick-Fil-A lunch at least once a week during your lunch hour.
3. PLEASE, when you open the dishwasher and it's clean, just put a sticky note on it telling me to unload the dishwasher.
4. It would be my pleasure to clean your bathroom on a weekly basis!
5. It's okay if you don't want to eat your vegetables.
6. Yes, you have unlimited hours on X-Box and Facebook.
7. Keeping your bedroom clean is way under-rated.
8. No, it doesn't bother me at all to see your backpacks, athletic bags, shoes, and coats thrown on the entry floor.
9. Let me pick up KJ's deposits in the yard for you!
10. It has taken you forever to grow up!

1 comment:

Kylie Jene... said...

Just letting you know... that sticky note is GOING to happen. And I'm going to say you gave me the idea!!